Oooh a Norri two-fer.
Some highlights:
- What's the most gracious way to be passed by a 12-year old?
- Brakes are for pansies.
- Braking downhill is like slapping God in the face. Take the gift and go with it.
- Topic: Tights. Pros: warm legs. Cons: hooking yourself on your saddle every dismount AND muffin top (you know what I'm talkin bout, ladies).
- I wonder if it'd be faster if I actually ran the whole course?
So next time you find yourself in the painful throes of the bottom 50%, spice up that internal chant ("Stay on that wheel. Stay on that wheel. Stay on that wheel.") with some blog-style humor. Believe me - you'll have a better outlook on your situation and ultimately more confidence for that final straight-away sprint.
GOOOO PENGUINS!!
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